Tuesday, July 05, 2011

What NOT to Name Your Consulting Business

It's been over two months since there was anything worth blogging about. Last month I was brainstorming for names for a consulting business and quickly realized that I was not in the right frame of mind for this important task. You know how one bad idea comes out and it turns into a circus of seeing how off-kilter you can get. Here is a list of the best of the worst that came out of that session.


  • Marketing Meltdown (Obviously I was having one that day)

  • Cougar Consulting (Not that I am that old yet, but you have to plan for the future!)

  • Mediocre Marketing

  • Manic Marketing

  • Moat Marketing- You're Surrounded!

  • Misfit Marketing

  • Smells like Marketing

  • Why Not? Consulting

  • Cantankerous Consulting

  • Creepy Cool Consulting

  • Craptastic Consulting - We'll Market the Shit Out of You!

  • Cream Corn (Random and interesting, don't you think?)

  • Shut the Front Door Marketing

  • Market This

  • Market That

  • Musical Marketing

  • Mostly Marketing (I wonder what other services I could offer? Joke writing perhaps?)

  • Yo! Yo! Yo! (At least it would get your attention)

I have not tackled this task since, but after writing this blog I kinda feel like brainstorming...