Monday, March 14, 2011

Piehole Tsunami!

Recent photgraphic evidence has surfaced that the Tsunami was not caused by the 8.9 earthquake.




Piehole, whilst on shore leave from her cruiseship, decided to cliff dive in the pacific rim. Moments later, a destructive tsunami of epic proportions erupted. This drastic decision has left Japan paralized and the world scrambling to assist in any way they can.





I was reminded recently when I saw an old family photo that Piehole was in, that I should use this to my advantage. Understanding that not everyone will find this funny, but those who know Piehole may get a chuckle. Bad taste is rampant here on CClifeblog, but let it be known that I do feel terrible for the Japanese people during this horrendous natural disaster and mean no ill will or harm.

Friday, March 04, 2011

Phishing Scams Hound CClifeBlog Email Account

These guys must think they are so smart. The emails are getting better, and I am sure some dumb asses fall for it, but really? Come on! It's SOOOO obvious it's a phishing scam. Here is the email I replied to (my reply is in red). I flagged these two emails and marked them as phishing scams, but I am sure others will come. Can you blame me for wanted to have a bit of fun?



From: arkie1928@hotmail.com
To: arkie1928@hotmail.com
Subject: ACCOUNT ALERT!!!
Date: Thu, 3 Mar 2011 05:42:09 -0500


Dear Account Owner

This Email is from Msn-Live-Hotmail Customer Care™ and we are sending it to all Msn-Live-Hotmail AccountsOwner for safety. We are having congestion due to the anonymous registration of Msn-Live-Hotmail accounts so we are shutting down some Msn-Live-Hotmail accounts and your account is among those to be deactivated. We are sending this email to you so that you can verify and let us know if this account is still valid? If it is, Please kindly confirm your account by first clicking on the show content link highlighted in yellow just above the subject line. The following information is needed to verify your account: Your User name, password, date of birth and your country information.
Click on the reply button and fill in your information:


* Full Name..Ima Notaretard
* User Name:..nicetryasshole@hotmail.com
* Password:...gofuckyourself
* Date of Birth: I was born at night, but not last night!
* Country Or Territory: Of the Country Sarcastic in the Territory of Smarter than You


After following the instructions in the sheet, your account will not be interrupted and will continue as normal. Thanks for your attention to this request. We apologize for any inconveniences.

Warning!!! Account owner that refuses to update his/her account after 24 Hours of receiving this warning will lose his or her account permanently.

Sincerely,
The Windows Live Team™

Microsoft respects your privacy. To learn more, please read our online Privacy Statement.
Microsoft Corporation, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA 98052-6399, USA © 2010 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.



I also received another of these emails, with slightly different content and decided to take another route. I replied back:

The email address you are trying to contact is not receiving any incoming mail at this time.

If you feel this message is in error, please contact Windows Live! support.

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

The Crazy Classmate Writes Again!

I took my final for my Web Design class on Monday and we have 3 weeks to upload our website as a final (optional) project. While everyone else is finishing up the class, crazy Karen is still back on lesson 9 (there are 12 lessons total). Not only that but she insists on including her wacko poetry and her obsession with the band Paperlace. I'm really gonna miss these posts!


I finally passed a more advanced table of lesson 9. I'm happy.
by: Karen

Well, Hello There:

To begin with, I decided to follow the instructions of each of you teaching assistants, and I had a total blast immediately after I spatially passed the validation of the more advanced table of lesson 9. Moreover, I am reaady to, both, complete the assignments of lession 11 and 12. Furthermore, I, Karen, can testify, that lessons 1 through 10 are completely done. In addition, although I am working, I will still spend time to complete lessons 11 and 12 during the week, and over the weekend. Hopefully, I will also take and pass the final, within the number 2 spot of the completion tab over the weekend also. Finally, I would like to write a very special poem about one of the north seas, for which my grandmother came from--and, I also totally give reference to the music group of Paperlace with their song of "The Night Chicago Died:" However, this poem is called "The Time Our Future Will Thrive."

"It will be an early Spring Friday night, we shall be running towards the eastern U.S. coast."
"And, on this very early Spring Friday night, we will rapidly swim the North Atlantic Sea at our very most."

"We'll see and hear the North Atlantic thrive." "We'll be spatially delighted when Duea, France, the rest of Europe, and the Western world will spatially unite, and come alive." "Oh, what a fantastic Friday night it will really be!" "Oh, what a delightfully happy night, for everyone, it will really be!'
"Oh!...Yes sir re!"

"And, on this early Spring Friday night, when we each reach the North Atlantic sea, we will each take a very giant leap." "And, at the Boston, Massachutes, North Atlantic coast, we will each take a very, very, very giant leap.!"

"We'll see and hear the North Atlantic thrive!" We'll be spatially delighted when Duea, France, the rest of Europe, and the Western world will spatially unite, and come alive." Oh, what a fantastic Friday night it will really be!" "Oh, what a delightfully happy night, for everyone, it will really be!"
"Oh, Yes sir re!"

Sincerely,
Karen
03/01/2011
at 19:40 Hours, Central-Standad-Time.



Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Gaddafi and Charlie Sheen

A few more pics for your entertainment. Thanks to Lamby for the inspiration! As usual, click on the photo to see larger version.


Devo secret revealed: Who is the "Star of the Keytar"??? Muammar!!!!




BFFs? Charlie Sheen seems to have aligned himself with other like minded individuals in a picture taken this past weekend as the annual Ego Maniacs Jamboree in the Catskills.




Sheen's Career: From a cameo in Ferris to his crazy interviews this week, foreshadowing or life imitating art?





Help Charlie get clean and sober. Can you find all the drugs in this photo? (Answers at the bottom)



Answers: cannabis plant, joint in mouth, wild turkey bottle, pink bong and huge pile of blow!