What NOT to Name Your Consulting Business

It's been over two months since there was anything worth blogging about. Last month I was brainstorming for names for a consulting business and quickly realized that I was not in the right frame of mind for this important task. You know how one bad idea comes out and it turns into a circus of seeing how off-kilter you can get. Here is a list of the best of the worst that came out of that session.

• Marketing Meltdown (Obviously I was having one that day)


• Cougar Consulting (Not that I am that old yet, but you have to plan for the future!)


• Mediocre Marketing


• Manic Marketing


• Moat Marketing- You're Surrounded!


• Misfit Marketing


• Smells like Marketing


• Why Not? Consulting


• Cantankerous Consulting


• Creepy Cool Consulting


• Craptastic Consulting - We'll Market the Shit Out of You!


• Cream Corn (Random and interesting, don't you think?)


• Shut the Front Door Marketing


• Market This


• Market That


• Musical Marketing


• Mostly Marketing (I wonder what other services I could offer? Joke writing perhaps?)


• Yo! Yo! Yo! (At least it would get your attention)

I have not tackled this task since, but after writing this blog I kinda feel like brainstorming...