After Christmas Match Mash-Up

Over the holidays I had begun compiling a group of blog-worthy match.com emails, profiles and names. Here is that compilation (with commentary of course)for your reading enjoyment!

new_england10
"If your a friendly, pleasant, effectionate, honest and faithful woman then id like to meet you for a serious relationship." Effectionate...what does THAT mean?

favorite things:
"I like kid rock and some alternative. I like reality shows like survivor, big brother. cops, americas most wanted, deadliest catch, ufc." Kid Rock and Some Alternative? And a UFC (Ultimate fighting fan?) That means lots of testosterone and no substance.

his message to me Dec 22nd:
Hi,what are you looking for?
Great Email. Way to open up the lines of communication new_england10! Let me respond here since I didn't respond to him.

Hi My name is CC, I am looking for a job.
................, I am looking for a snack food that is delicious AND nutritious
................, I am looking for an affordable apartment with charm and nice neighbors.
The possible answers to that question are abundant, various and somewhat dangerous. I will stop there.
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Rus60
"A very social non-A type guy. That wants to meet some who brings something new to the table. A lady that is open to enjoying life. This means maybe trying some new things. A love of other cultures defn says a lot about a lady. You've gotta love to travel, who doesnt wanna get out of dodge once in a while. Intelligence of course is important, but dont be intimidated. One can be intelligent in various ways. Dont wanna spill it out here, drop me a line, ciao." What DOES a love of other cultures really say about a lady? Intimidated by HIS intelligence? Yeah, sure...right!

In my own words
for fun:
I love travel and experiencing other cultures. (like the Indian Casino?)

my job:
Ortho ? -chromatic? -dontist? -dox? Hopefully he is Orthograde!
my ethnicity:
I love learning about my slavic ethncity. I bet you would love learning about your Slavic Ethnicity as well.

favorite hot spots:
I think a hot spot can be whatever you make it. So anyplace in the company of good friends 1 point to Slytherin for a decent, but canned, typical answer. Are you copying off someone else's profile Rus60?

favorite things:
Getting lost in a city ive never been before, and finding a small pub or restaurant. Another canned response. Has he ever gotten lost in a city you have never been in before? It's not always a romantic comedy movie moment. I know. I have actually done it.

last read:
Hmmm, youll have to ask i read alot. Ooh! How mysterious! Looking at the content and accuracy of your grammar I would make a guess that you read either a Chinese menu a few times a week or one of the local newspapers.
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Chivalrous83 emails:

he said
December 12

good morning

Cardiff!! :)

D

you said
December 12

RE: good morning

You are a man of few words... Good morning to you too!

C


he said
December 13
RE: good morning

C

Three questions then

D
HUH? Confused. I played his little game once just to be an ass. It's funny that he is the one who contacted me, and then he was so cagey. I never responded back, because he was obviously NOT Chivalrous. I wonder how many girls have put up with that crap because he was attractive? Looks aren't everything: Exhibit A!
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Moose wrote

hey
i like alot about you. Aww, Thanks! I like a lot about me too!
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TheDeal71
Profile Tagline:
If that's what it is, it is what it is. And if you are what you are, then you are what you are...I think?
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Hungryhat is at it again

hi
How are you CC ?? I am hoping that it being a new year and all ........... my luck will change and I will get a response from you. (Cue crickets chirping)
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Memorable Screen Names:

atheistandhonest - Thanks. And see ya!

Maddogmat - Um. Down boy.

outdoorgenious - Outdoor savvy maybe, but not a spelling genius apparently!

nywild3 - More like a wild hog

medic4u40 - Just in case I need mouth to mouth?

fyrehrt - He means Fire Heart...but my sense of humor reads it as FAAARRT!!

slave2genetics - Unfortunately you are. If you would stop inbreeding things might get better.

fredhot20 - I liked this name. He wasn't hot, but he was creative!


I think I am looking for guys to rank on as much as I am looking for guys to date. Lucky for you, there is plenty of fodder from match.com to post! Truth is stranger than fiction for sure.

Seriously though, I had another date last week and he was really nice. A bit short, but great personality and attractive. We are having a second date sometime this next week. I also have two others that I am going to meet in the next week.