PieHole Beware: Celebrities Speak Out, Comics and Songs

Recently PieHole T-shirts have flooded the hills of Hollywood. Many of the hottest celebrities are sporting Anti-PieHole shirts this fall.

Kirsten Dunst of "Spiderman" fame shows off her recent purchase: A "Target Piehole" T-shirt!


It's a family affair for this famous brood, dressed in their matching "Shut Your PieHole" T's! A source close to Brad and Angelina said Zahara and Shiloh also have their own t-shirts as well!


It is well known that Johnny Depp only speaks out when he feels it is essential. Here he poses for a photo that will accompany an in depth article about PieHole and her menacing ways.



Comics have also caught to the PieHole craze: (click to enlarge and read)


AC/DC has offered to headline a benefit for "Uncle Jigger", the soon to be ex-husband of Piehole, and offered to donate half of the proceeds of ticket sales to Uncle Jigger and the other half to the "Stop PieHole Now" campaign.

No word on whether this benefit will actually take place, but we will keep you posted on any new information. For now, I am sure we all know what song they would open with:

Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)Lyrics (partial)

...Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap, oohh
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Whoa yeah

If you got a lady and you want her gone / huh, huh, huh, huh
But you ain't got the guts / huh, huh, huh, huh
She keeps naggin' at you night 'n' day / huh, huh, huh, huh
Enough to drive you nuts / huh, huh, huh, huh
Pick up the phone, leave her alone / huh, huh, huh, huh
It's time you made a stand / huh, huh, huh, huh
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your backdoor man, hey

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap, yeah
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Concrete shoes
Cyanide
T.N.T
Done dirt cheap
Ooh! Neckties
Contracts
High voltage
Done dirt cheap, aeh

Dirty deeds, do anything you want me to, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds, dirty deeds, done dirt cheap

Yaaah