Project Whitetail Investigation Heats Up

In an email received this morning by our Agency, Ike, President of the National Eastern Grey Squirrel Society (N.E.G.S.S), was ambushed by what experts are saying is another Rogue Agent of Whitetail. The email read as follows:

"I was attacked by a suicide deer last night at about 5PM. $3800.00 worth of damage. I think this may be a precursor to something big the red squirrels are planning. They didn't like it when Fred and I shot that big blonde squirrel and had it stuffed for Fred's display case.

Damn deers. I could have gotten wipe lash! Be careful out there.

Ike"

Our Agency has been placed on a CODE RED and has sent communications to it's operatives to be on high alert. A Whitetail spokesperson could not be reached to answer to the allegations.

Agent Pinky of the Research and Counter-Terrorism Division, was not surprised by the attack last evening. "The Red Squirrels ahve been planning something for awhile. Whitetail was their easiest access to our Agency and they have corrupted them. Our intelligence had shown something like this would occur after the 'Target PiHole Incident'. We are doing everything we can to predict their next moves. Information will be forthcoming as we feel necessary to the mission at hand"

Surveillance has been working around the clock in various "Hot Spots" in the area to gather any information they can. The following are pictures taken after a decoy of a Whitetail Agent was placed in a forested area near the Harbor.

"The decoy agent was placed where meetings have been rumored to take place between Whitetail and The Red Squirrels" Agent Mallard explained. "As you can see, Agent Davinci has created a very convincing double. His artistic talents have never ceased to amaze us"

"Unfortunately Agent Davinci's hard work was for naught, a Red Squirrel spy by the name of "Jitters" was seen scoping out the area before Mallard and Davinci had finished their set-up. The mission was aborted, and Agent CakeBaker helped them load up the decoy and drove them back to base camp. Agent Pokahontas stayed behind to tail the spy.

"These Red Squirrels are well matched adversaries. I think we have learned that we are dealing with a formidable foe here. Our tactics will need to be stepped up." said Agent NightShade, who works along with Agent Pinky in Counter-Terrorism.


This photo was taken a short time later after Pokahontas had successfully followed "Jitters" to his high level contact: Big Red. "This one is a mean one." Pokahontas said about the leader of the Red Squirrels terrorist training camps in the forests of the Adirondacks. "You can tell by his face that he means business, and I say Bring it on you little Red Devil!"

Breaking News:

This just in from Ike in answer to whether the Whitetail Agent escaped or was killed:

"Yeah, I brought the asshole home and will make him into stew. I figured we
needed to make an example of this one for anyone else that gets the idea to try
anything with the President. I told the Trooper, "Here is the asshole right
here!" I also told him that I had been expecting something like this for some
time now."

Our Agency is sure that the message of "Stew" will spread throughout the Terrorist Community. In the meantime the Agency stresses vigilance and alertness in all that you do.

More on this case as it developes.