Tuesday T-Bop : Celebrities

How about a little scoop on those pesky celebrities?

Spiltsville for Nick and Jessica

Nick and Jessica have finally split. Does this surprise us? Not in the least. She's had a few hit singles, was in a the "Movie that Shall Not be Named" this past summer and it is obvious that the variety shows are all about Jessica. So where does Nick fit in? Apparently nowhere. His album tanked, and Jessica outshined him in every aspect of their joint ventures. I am sure with her new found fame of the last two years she decided that the grass was greener (and richer) on the other side. I will bet that within a year Jessica will be linked with not one but a few hollywood catches whose stars have risen farther than Nick's ever could. Nick will try hard to make some grand gestures and get his career (as if there ever was one) back on track. All in all I think this will be kinda fun to watch.


TomKat: Aliens among us?

Katie, you know those dreams of alien abduction you have been having? The one where you felt you were impregnated by an alien? and the ones where you see a bright light but the face of the abductor is not visible? Where he hooks you up to a machine that monitors your baby as if studying it's movements and growth? Well, they are real. My roomate and I were discussing the fact that recently Tom Cruise bought a sonogram machine so he can his baby any time he likes. Could it get any creepier?

We are convinced that he is actually an alien who has come to this planet born of an abductee from Syracuse, NY who moved on to hollywood by placing everyone in a trance. Obviously noone would hire him based on acting talent alone! He then tried to find suitable mothers for his alien children but noone would comply. Mimi Rogers ran to the hills when his plan was revealed. Nicole Kidman refused and adopted instead, but little did Niki know that the adopted son and daughter are actually Aliens too! Once Nicole escaped this terrible nightmare, Tom set his sights on an easier target. Poor impressionable Katie has been trapped in an alien nightmare! Her every move is watched by a member of the "Scientology Force", she is pulled and pushed by Tom to be seen with him in public and now she is forced to have random frequent sonograms by Tom in order for him to keep an eye on his alien spawn! It's fist pumping, couch jumping, uber emotional madness I tell you!!!!


The Smiths on DVD

On to something fun and exciting! Mr and Mrs. Smith comes out on DVD today! This movie was a riot. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie fight it out then team up in this action packed comedic film. Highly recommended by those who like a darker comedy, lots of gun play and sexy leading stars.