Operation: Bambi

Operation: Bambi was an extremely TOP SECRET mission a few weeks ago that went terrribly wrong. Here is a recount and background information recently compiled by our agency.

OPERATION: Bambi
TARGET: PieHole
MISSION STATUS: FAILED

Background:
On October 1st, 2005 a meeting between two of our top agents ("Mamacita" and "Pokahontas") met with members of the underground group "White Tail" in the foothills of the Adirondack Park.

The meeting discussed plans for a takedown of one of the most wanted heavies in the agency's history: "PieHole". The most foul-mouthed, mean and ruthless of all in-laws. The mission was to take place at dusk one evening, with agents from "White Tail" making a surprise attack on the vehicle of PieHole, as if it were an accident.

A few weeks later, the attack was to take place. White Tail agents were in place for the takedown, but something didn't seem right. As the vehicle approached the target area, reconnaissence reported another person could be made out in the back seat. The car was supposed to be empty. Adeline, the youngest of PieHole's Children was in target automobile. The mission needed to be aborted, though to our pleadings, two rogue White Tail agents decided to buck the system and carry out the plan with adjustments of their own. They raced onto the road and into the car: one hitting the side panel the other the front. The car screeched to a halt and the agents ran away and could not be contacted via their comm links. Correspondance between the rogue agents and the Red Squirrels had been uncovered shortly afterwards by our friends at the N.E.G.S.S. Warrants for their capture are in effect.


The vehicle was totaled, and unfortunately, PieHole was unscathed. As a positive, thankfully, Adeline was OK but shaken. In an exit briefing of the mission Mamacita and PirateGirl spoke of their disappointment.

Mamacita:"White Tail has never had difficulties like this in completing a mission. I am concerned that other agencies are at work corrupting our partnership with them. The Red Squirrels are always trying to throw a wrench in the works. Looks like the White Tail members involved were easily lead astray. PieHole has been elusive, but someday we will get her good!!"

Pokahontas: Never trust someone outside of your own agency to get the job done. When Mamacita and I heard the news of the failure we were angry. We spent months planning out our attack. All it took were two loose cannons. This is the last time I work with White Tail that's for sure. This mission sets us all back. Next time, (laughs)and there WILL be a next time, we will do it right!!"

White Tail has issued a comment expressing their deep concern with the interior of their agency:

"White Tail will obviously take the blame for this unfortunate turn of events. The agents who are responsible are being tracked and will be punished. Photographic proof of this will be forwarded to your agency when it is avaiable. We apologize and hope once we resolve our internal problems that we will once again be able to work together to bring down the PieHoles of the world"

More information concerning this case will be shared as it develops.