Friday, December 02, 2005

Holiday Sing-Along Part One

With the recent news of TomKat among others, I have come up with a song for the season. I hope you enjoy! Keep an eye out for more to follow!

My Michael Rosenbaum says:

"Carol is so talented! Come on! Sing with the Family! Don't be shy!"


The Twelve Days of Christmas (Tom Cruise Style)

On the first day of Christmas
Tom Cruise gave to me
A book on Scientology

On the second day of Christmas
Tom Cruise gave to me
Two e-meters
And a book on Scientology

On the third day of Christmas
Tom Cruise gave to me
Three MI movies
Two e-meters
And a book on Scientology

On the fourth day of Christmas
Tom Cruise gave to me
Four body guards
Three MI movies
Two e-meters
And a book on Scientology

On the fifth day of Christmas
Tom Cruise gave to me
Five Sonograms
Four body guards
Three MI movies
Two e-meters
And a book on Scientology

On the sixth day of Christmas
Tom Cruise gave to me
Six “jumping” couches
Five Sonograms
Four body guards
Three MI movies
Two e-meters
And a book on Scientology

On the seventh day of Christmas
Tom Cruise gave to me
Seven fists a’pumping
Six “jumping” couches
Five Sonograms
Four body guards
Three MI movies
Two e-meters
And a book on Scientology

On the eighth day of Christmas
Tom Cruise gave to me
Eight vitamins
Seven fists a’pumping
Six “jumping” couches
Five Sonograms
Four body guards
Three MI movies
Two e-meters
And a book on Scientology

On the Ninth day of Christmas
Tom Cruise gave to me
Nine “She’s amazing!”
Eight vitamins
Seven fists a’pumping
Six “jumping” couches
Five Sonograms
Four body guards
Three MI movies
Two e-meters
And a book on Scientology

On the tenth day of Christmas
Tom Cruise gave to me
Ten autographs
Nine “She’s amazing!”
Eight vitamins
Seven fists a’pumping
Six “jumping” couches
Five Sonograms
Four body guards
Three MI movies
Two e-meters
And a book on Scientology

On the eleventh day of Christmas
Tom Cruise gave to me
Eleven interviews
Ten autographs
Nine “She’s amazing!”
Eight vitamins
Seven fists a’pumping
Six “jumping” couches
Five Sonograms
Four body guards
Three “MI” movies
Two e-meters
And a book on Scientology

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Tom Cruise gave to me
Twelve crazy rantings
Eleven interviews
Ten autographs
Nine “She’s amazing!”
Eight vitamins
Seven fists a’pumping
Six “jumping” couches
Five Sonograms
Four body guards
Three “MI” movies
Two e-meters
And a book on Scientology



Have a great weekend everyone!!!

1 Comments:

Blogger Amy said...

Dude, you crack my shit up! That's so funny. LOVE IT! (any thoughts on doing a Nick/Jessica mocking thing...since they did finally admit they're over?) Just wondering. You have a good weekend?
"kxmdg"

11:48 AM, December 05, 2005  

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