CC's Signs of the Apocolypse

I think it's finally here. Yes, the apocolypse. Here are the happenings that have brought me to this conclusion:

1. The economy: Gas prices, airline prices, food prices, and just prices in general have skyrocketed over the last 4-6 months. Jobs are hard to come by and if you have a job, make sure you CYA and are an asset: We've layed off 20 people in one week here at my place. (both Factory and Office staff!) That's roughly 10% of our employed workforce...and really scary.
2. The Lost Boys 2 is coming out on video next month and The Two Coreys have a second season of their Reality show on A& E coming out this month. It really IS the end of the world as we know it!
3. Harvey Corman and Tim Russert have both died in that past month. Now if that isn't a sign, I don 't know what is. Both Brilliant Men in their careers be it comedy or politics (and let's face it, both are interchangeable) they were amazing and will be missed.
4. The GREEN movement is taking over everything, including stupid graphic tee's in every store. It's so overboard it makes me want to eat off styrofoam plates and drive to work on a lawnmower!
5. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are not what they used to be. The chocolate is horrendous, but so is Hershey's, Cadbury etc....
6. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull...'nuff said.
7. The Dark Knight Viral Campaign is more interesting than real life right now. BTW, a new Issue of THE GOTHAM TIMES is out! Can't wait for the HaHa Times of this one!!! (case in point)
8. A woman who saves a squirrel and dresses it up and takes pictures of it is a good indicator that the end is near! (see post about Sugar Bush Squirrel entitled "And you thought I was NUTS")
9. I was swimming in an 80 degree pool yesterday and got a nice bit of sun. Today we got a violent hail storm. Weird weather always is a predictor of the Apocalypse, right?
10. My "Pirate Girl" sticker on the back of my car is almost 1/2 worn off...if that doesn't say "Apocalypse", I don't know what does!!

Seriously, has the world gone mad?