20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. **

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. *

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with
that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" ***

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." ***

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. **

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. *

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because
You're Not In The Mood. **

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, "Rock Bottom".

17. When The Mone y Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" **

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run
For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" **

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To
Let One Of You Go."

20. When Telemarketers call, ask them ofr thier home number so you can call them back when it is convenient for you! **

C.C.'s List Rating System

* That sounds like fun.
**Hmm...I think I have done that/Sounds like something I would do
***Oh! I am definately DOING that!!!!

Note on # 20: You may also different accents (Pirate, English, etc) when speaking to telemarketers, or pretending to be a hard of hearing elderly person or very young child. It's always entertaining, especially if you can stay in character and get some good reactions!