Operation Golden Rod is Underway.

With less than two weeks to go before the 50th Anniversary Party, Operation Golden Rod is set and ready to diffuse any and all situations.

"Operation Golden Rod is near and dear to our hearts. It is vital that this party be a success and that all security is on high alert to preserve the peace." Agent Pinky stated late last night. "We even had quite a time figuring out what the Operation name would be. Agent Nightshade wanted to call it "Operation Gold Finger" to which Agent Mallard wanted to change it to "Operation Pull My Finger". It was a very hard fought discussion, but in the end 'Operation Golden Rod' was the most appropriate."

"This is our most important Operation to date. Agent Mamacita and The Head of Agency Special Ops, Codename "SauceMan", are celebrating their 50th Anniversary! That is quite an accomplishment. We want this to be a happy, fun day for everyone. A lot of work and planning has been put into this event and we are prepared to subdue any terrorist plots to ruin their day." said Agent Lefty, the agency's Point-woman for event planning and organization for many years.

Special Ops from the N.E.G.S.S. (National Easter Grey Squirrel Society) will be on hand to oversee the party and that Piehole stays home in Rochester. Positioned around the parimeter of her home, N.E.G.S.S. Agents will be fully armed with ammunition, pelting her with nuts if she tries to leave the area. "We have been using nuts as ammunition for years. It's non-lethal, but hurts enough to get our point across!" N.E.G.S.S. Special Ops director codename "Hype" commented.

"Our agents are sharpshooters. If they can peg an average size human between the eyes from 100 feet away, imagine how easy it will be to peg PieHole!!! We are confident that our agents can fufil their end of the bargain, especially given such a large, slow moving target! With my men on the job, she'll never make it out of the subdivision, let alone to the party!"

Photo of N.E.G.S.S. training video entitled "Using Your Nuts Wisely: A Non-Lethal Mode of Attack"

Our Agency is anticipating a successful event free of Piehole's Evil interuptions. Members of Rogue Agencies thought to be involved in her web of lies are being monitored for any suspicious movements. Keep checking this secure channel for updates on Operation Golden Rod.