N.E.G.S.S. Mission Update: CLASSIFIED
Communications Specialist Agent "Whiskers" is hard at work making sure all systems are go for next weekend's OPERATION: GOLDEN ROD. With an extensive computer network and links to "cclifeorsomethinglikeit", the CIA's own Map Server as well as many other invaluable resources, the N.E.G.S.S. is a powerhouse of information.
Agents everywhere are training and testing new & existing equipment for the mission.
Agent "Chatter" is seen here testing out the comm links to the home base. "Simplicity is the key" he says of the high tech comm devices they use. "It's easier to get where I need to go without cumbersome walkies or other radios. Headsets are lighweight and allow you to keep your hands free"
New lightweight backpacks to hold ammunition were ordered from government special ops for the occaision. Agent "Night Fox" is also testing out a new video surveilance system that looks like an IPOD and attaches to his sunglasses, enabling him to continue to monitor his immediate surroundings.
Special Agent Jitters is perfecting his aim at a special target practice for agents of the N.E.G.S.S. Friday morning.
"We have a variety of targets to practice with" Agent Jitters commented. "This makes us well rounded to hit our target anyway she presents herself. I am confident that our Mission will be a success"
posted by C.C. @ 12:51 PM
3 Comments:
You're so good w/ that photoshopping or morphing or whatever it is you do that puts ammo on squirrels backs...too funny!
Have I completely lost it? Is this the point of no return?
No, This "Piehole bashing" is a creative outlet for my anger. I am able to have fun and make fun at the same time. I feel that it is an extremely therapeutic practice for me and calms me about the whole mess.
By now you know I am not a "normal" person. What fun would that be? I do these posts for my own sanity and to make you laugh. I hope that I am accomplishing that. :)
What could be better than taking a terrible situation and making people smile by using humor to diffuse it?
You are so silly. :o)
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